i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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