im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
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Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
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