i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
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All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
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That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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