yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
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