Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
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he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
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You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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