found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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