I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
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Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
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She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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