My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
She's like a pop up book from hell.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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