When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
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Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
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Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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