Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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