Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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