I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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