I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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