small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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