Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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