I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
It's Friday. Sex?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
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Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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