On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
3 2 1 whiskey
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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