If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.