It's Friday. Sex?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.