you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.