I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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