were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
