As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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