That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm just crazy horny about you
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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