garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
We need to get me chipped asap
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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