Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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