I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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