I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Randomize
