it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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