Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
my phone needs a breathalizer
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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