I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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