I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
She announced her abortion via fbk
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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