He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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