Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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