Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
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