I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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