I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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