if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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