? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
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I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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