i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
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You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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