Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
operation harelip BJ is a go
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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