Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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