There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
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i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
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If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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