Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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