Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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