Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
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