why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
