I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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