Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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