Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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