suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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