Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Do vagina's smell?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
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She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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