i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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