is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
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I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
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You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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