so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
