idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Randomize
