i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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