She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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