We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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